Can you handle the truth?

Can you handle it when you have the opportunity to know every single sex your girlfriend has had with all her exes? What I am going to tell you has got the same mental devastation as when you get to know all the sexes your girlfriend has had down to the gory details, of course those not with you!

The story unfolds like this, I have been with this girl for a while. She's attentive, her voice is sweet and her figure is well endowed with perfect proportion. At least that's my impression until recently, when one of my pals introduced this girl to me.

Let's put it this way, when you have had a steady relationship going on for 2 years, you ain't stupid enough to wreck havoc to it. So it was casual at first, you know, spending some time out together with no pre-committal baggage.

Soon, you realized that your current partner is by no means any closer to this new girl you just got to know. She's vibrant, attentive to minute details, witty and the best thing is whatever your partner has now, she betters it and sex, too, is mind boggling!

Omigod! I was god smacked and flabbergasted! Totally swept off guard! I was so excited that I shared this with no other than my best pal cum mentor. Prior to introducing this girl to Leslie, I was so chirpy about her, singing praises about her like she's my perfect angel!

Then came the aghast truth that she was Leslie's friend's ex! Being a composed person, Leslie did not break any of her dark secret to me. But being close to Leslie, of course there're plenty of time I could collect bits and pieces of her. And they are ugly!

So I sms-ed Leslie, "I should not have tested the Audio Note DAC1 at your place!"

"Why?!"
"Why?! Your Audio Research LS25MKII is way beyond the DAC1's league!"

"So?"
"It's a huge improvement over my Sony's DAC! It's darn quite good in my place!" (The "darn" word was spared after listening to the DAC1 at Leslie's place.)

"Then?"
"But the DAC1 sucks big time in your place!"

"So?"
"It's like knowing every sex your girlfriend has had with her exes down to the gory details! No matter how good she is, you would have the mental baggage!"

"Then?"
"I guess I'll enjoy it while the DAC1 is still with me."

"The pain would be very excruciating when the DAC1 is no longer with you."
"But it's so bad at your place!"

"Bear in mind the possibility of mismatch, RCA vs. XLR!"
"How am I going to commit when I think of how it sounded at your place?!"

Then came the words of wisdom:
"If you enjoy the sex at your place, that's all that counts!"