Sunday, December 31, 2006

Friday, December 29, 2006

回來又如何?

不管是馬來人還是印度人,是海關的就是lanciau人。

我只是買了一輛1/10 Suzuki Swift而已啊,還要抽稅嗎?

你真是他媽的吃狗糞得空嗎?就只會吃大個豬屎肚腩攤大個手板要錢嗎?

吊,我看還是你們拿高屎眼任人插吧!人人有份,永不落空!

你就別問我幾多錢吧,乾脆就只要我給你錢好了!

還好我只是說100而已,還好我已住了四天三夜,還好我已把餘下的錢藏下!

幹,最頂不順的是在知道無從抽水之後,露出一聲失望的“吱”!

她媽的撲街咸家鏟,我吊...我幹...!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

今天,放晴!

天公起身了!天天下雨,哪成世界?星岛不是很大,再下雨就要星岛沉没了!

星岛天天下雨,港岛也未曾安然无恙,海啸余震袭击港岛,鸡啼狗吠!

星岛与港岛,偏地是黄金,来得快也去得快;港岛女生天天halter上清凉,星岛女生日日mini下清爽;不失为好地方,好风景,好山水,最好还是靓音响!

买不起Red Hill的Mini Cooper S,Paya Lebar的也未尝不是为了圆个儿时小梦。

Paya Lebar,我来也!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Boxing Day...还是下雨...

天不作美,下了就快要二十四小时的长命雨!

走了整天,就是找不到RC Car专卖店!

从Fook Hai Building,到Funan,到Marina Square,到Millenia Walk,到Suntech,都找不到Tamiya RC Car专卖店!所有在网站找到的地址都作废,不是找不到,就是搬了。

是预兆吗?是天意吗?要不是下雨,令伯不直闯Paya Lebar才怪!

明天唯有拜天拜地不要下雨,好让我可以到Paya Lebar Stargek过瘾!刚看过Stargek的promotion,真是直喊冤枉,妈D,是我买的半价咧!

如果是便宜的话,妹妹的M03M Suzuki Swift便不会落空了!

还有,真是要感谢朋友跟我费了一天找专卖店!

在新旺角hae了良久,湿湿的街景很是无聊。还好有位女侍应在左近,虽然不是天色国香,无言的交流也未尝不是件乐事。

如果明天还是下雨,那只好到Red Hill买车驾到Paya Lebar买RC车了!

下雨,真是出街不成what the HELL!

圣诞节...下雨...

圣诞节,在Katong Mall对面的Aston's度过了。

与一班新认识的星岛男孩吃喝谈笑,很轻松写意,不必扭捏造作。

年轻人,可以无惧,可以无驹,大把青春,很是过瘾!

吃了,他们告诉我,其实,他们不只是吃Aston's而已。

只因,这是他们的‘地方’吧?

他们的mamak吧?

Monday, December 25, 2006

好心有好报!

几个星期前,我到星岛差馆当了几个小时的卧底。

几个星期后,我又到星岛作威。

过关前,我帮一位老伯提行李。其实只是帮他将其他更笨重的行李移开,好让他可以拿自己的行李而已。

过了关,我见到同行的美眉在关外等候。她看似等候巴士,我就好心告诉她我们的巴士就在前方,她回以甜蜜的笑容回答她在等人。是哪位无心肝忍心让伊人苦苦痴等啊?!

在Golden Mile下了车,我看似盲头苍蝇,四处张望。

那位老伯却挺身而出,原来他也是住在我住处的附近,那就让他来领路了!

毕竟六十八岁体力有限,他在第一个巴士站就无法前往。他只好口述巴士站位置与号数,然后祝我好运!

半路不到,我见到了巴士,却不见车站!好,冲啊!

可是,巴士却在双黄线停下,门开了,司机招手让我上车!哈,还等吗?冲啊!

上了车,我说Pearl's Hills,司机不懂。好,Chinatown总算知道。

哈,Chinatwon停哪里啊?我见到Pearl's Hills Terrace,兴奋狂指,原来还是停在Police Cantonment Building附近。

我看,我还是差人,而且,是好心有好报果只!

Friday, December 22, 2006

我是另類,我喜歡與女上司辦事!
他媽的!我呸!簡直少年得志,目中無人!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Random post... for X'mas...

Mid Valley in pink...

while The Curve in blue.

Sky Bar

The other day, my sifu from HK came. Since I was in my mid life crisis, going all puzzled at what I am going to do for the rest of my life, we decided to find a good place to have a drink or two.

So here we are, at Sky Bar, located at 33rd floor of Traders Hotel.

The place was nice and cozy. There was a pool in the middle, didn't see anyone swimming as it was drizzling that nite. Oh, if you were puzzled, the place was actually open air in design. Yes, we got kinda wet, lucky the rain wasn't so bad.

A good place to cuddle! On the left, you could have a great view of the KL nite scene as it was only a wall of glass keeping you from falling below. Since it was just next to KLCC, we could see 2 corns standing sky high!

The 2 corns and my knee.

A nice view of the place!

The place is nice and the drinks are reasonably priced, cocktails averaged 26 while mocktails averaged 16 a glass.

Highly recommended I would say!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

My new ride!


I am going to pick up drifting! Yeah!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

黑社會?In Singapore?!

Would we go in in one piece and come out in 18 pieces? You can go try in Vivo City.

對唔住,我係差人!

Taken in the Police Cantonment Complex toilet.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Platinum Silly-ness

The other day, I was around BU area. So I thought, since bank X platinum card can get free parking in 1U, I might as well enjoy this privilege. It seems that there was parking area meant for platinum card holder, around the main entrance as told in the mailer.

So I drove into the line in front of the old wing entrance. There was no sign board at all, I had to wind down the window to ask the guard. And it was raining cats and dogs!

I was directed to the new wing as the so called privileged parking area was located at the new wing. Since when did the main entrance moved to the new wing one?! So I drove towards the new wing and there were many entrances to the lower ground and upper level parking areas.

I drove in front without seeing any sign board for the privileged parking. Again, I had to wind down and asked the guard. The foreign guard pointed me towards the taxi drop off zone while the local guard directed me to drive in to the lower ground car park. Which way lar?!

I had to pick and I picked to back off and drove towards the taxi drop off zone. As I was approaching, only then I could see a little sign board for that privileged parking zone! It was in front of the entrance near FCUK!

So I drove towards it and slotted my card into the machine. OMG, the machine showed RM8! RM8 for an open air parking while it was raining?! Luckily, there was a guard stationed there to escort us with an umbrella. I guess that was what the RM8 for lor! But what if it was not raining leh? Cheaper meh?

Hmmm, so much for the privileged parking with no sign board and open air! The normal parking was just RM1 and fully covered. Even if you drove into the VIP area, it was just another RM1.

In this society of ours, you have to pay more even to look silly.

Marriage = License to make babies?!

In Malaysia, I think this holds true!

Many would treat marriages as license to make babies!

Darn! My manager lidat! My colleagues lidat! My peers lidat! Heck, even my juniors also lidat!

Nobody failed to get pregnant within a year of their marriages!

Such passe thinking! I feel like puking!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

風平浪靜 = 虛度光陰?!

生活總該是驚濤駭浪的嗎?

前兩年,確實是忙得不可開交,表現頻頻,機會蓬萊。

前幾月,有得忙;但,人事變動,大勢將去,想要設法挽留,卻有心無力啊!

風平浪靜不是福嗎?

但願不只是虛度光陰吧!

人,靜靜地頽廢,好比默默等死。。。

Saturday, November 04, 2006

How it all started... the reception!

It started on a drizzling nite, everyone got their rigs and assumed their positions. Everyone couldn't wait to get out and have a piece of the action.
One of the chariots.
The big chariot.
Heavy rain didn't manage to damp our high spirit, everyone was ready to get going!
Small obstacle, no big deal! Hey, that's the high tension cable!
The heavy and bustling main street, but we got it all to ourselves!
Everyone is waiting for the ARRIVAL!

The Gods were in the house! Party on!
Hold on, where's the big Brother?!
Alrite, follow me!

Let's head back to the temple!
This is a junction with 6 lanes of traffic, and we had it all to ourselves! See the black flags behind? That's another reception by another temple! And we have no less than 3 of these major receptions!
At any junction, we would stop for the Gods to cleanse the tainted ground to rest the unrest souls. This was at the railroad gate.

Home sweet home!
Let's pray! Pray real hard!
After prayers, everyone had a hot cuppa and some supper.
Stay tuned for more!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Scenes from Peng Hiang Temple...

You think I am going to simply let you go without showing you more?! No way, this ain't no small event, but a grand event going on full 9 days!


The ah kong-s helping out to replenish the praying oil.
In every single temple, you will not fail to notice this huge God's ship. It ranges in scales, complexities and contends depending on the size of the temples as well as supports from the devotees.
The round joss sticks.
More offerings to the 9 Emperor Gods, I don't know what's it called and what's it for also.
Man, just in case you were wondering what good luck you had, it might be your ah ma-s praying hard for you in your hometowns. Be God fearing and do no evil!
Old school cooking, this is where all the ah ma-s gather and cook those delicious dishes. You have to try the dishes once, you won't fail to notice that "smell"/"taste" that might have graced your childhood.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Scenes from Char Kong Temple...

Char Kong in Sungai Petani is one of the oldest 9 Gods Temples around. I hung around this place annually since childhood, it was not like this back then. Before its reconstruction, the temple was built with planks and tin roof, and occupied much wider area. This place brings heaps of memories!


All the origami lovers hanging together!

Saturday, October 28, 2006

9 Gods Festival again! Scenes from Semeling Temple...

Ah, peaceful view isn't it? But for 9 days, it would be filled with devotees and prayers from all around. Everyone would take no meat, only vege!



Not Everyone can simply go up and offer joss sticks. Only those with full white attires and properly cleansed are allowed to get close to the gigantic altar!



Mountainous fruit offerings!

I don't see people getting quiet also?!

Outside view, this is where people are going to walk on fire later at nite!

Helpers preparing for the sacred ground for fire walking!

See that glowing "red carpet"? People are going to walk on top to clean the impurities and bad luck!

On the other end of the "red carpet", we have scantily clad dancers and singers performing! 搖啊搖!

Joey and her simple life...

Hey, what are you doing over there? Stop vacuuming the car!

Such a boring afternoon, let me sleep, OK?

Hey, shut off that camera!

Damn, leave me alone!