Once upon a time, there was a land far far away, where ladies are designed and mass produced just like any other electronic goods. There seems to be peace living that way for many decades, until one day, a consortium came out with a specification for what they called "Lady in 35A".
"Lady in 35A" has got no stunning look, no endowed bottom, everything is just so ordinary. But it has got one killer feature, one that would make many guys kill for - a perfect pair of boobs! Great measurements and quality control had been put in to produce the perfectly balanced boobs! Omigod, many flocked in to get it!
Many had been sold! Even until today, although production had ceased, and discontinued, many are still dieing to get even a used one! But then, many had been sold secondhand when the original owners found that the "Lady in 35A" could not have hot and crazy sex! Even a spontaneous quickie could send her panting, forget about combi styles as she could only take it slowly.
We live in a fascinating world with heaps of sex positions and styles, soon, many gave up as it defeats all the meaning in life to have the "Lady in 35A". But since it achieved cult status, many just kept quiet and sold theirs used at exorbitant price!
Fret not, we still have many who thinks slow sex is itimate sex. And since "Lady in 35A" can only take it slow, the owners could only do it one way, one pace, nothing else. Oh, they still think they are having the best sex when we could do it many other ways.
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hey,
good one! actually hor, 35a is still small lah. the lady could be big in size but the tits are only cup A....no wonder i have not fallen for it!
i dare you to post it in the lady in 35a association and that intellectual forum by the name of leslie and friends.....then you will start another mudslinging battle of words!
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