A simple eventful morning... simple yet eventful?

It was 7.45 am and I was already at the Toyota service centre, the third checkup for my Avanza.

I have actually made an appointment, so I guess I was still early as the outside was so empty. As I drove in, the guard politely greeted, so I returned a friendly greeting as well, just good to know you are early. As I have made an appointment, I was sent directly to the back of the service centre.

Just as I drove in, omigod, there were already heaps of cars waiting for maintenance already! Wah, why so early? Cannot sleep later one is it? No family for you to bring to breakfast or morning market is it?

Damn, I was number 10! Wah, wait until when leh? Since I was so tired, which you will get to know why later, I just sleep there on the waiting couch. With quite an oily face, sloppy dressing and my company ID still tagged on my neck, I guess everyone was staring at me, thinking of what a disgraceful employee to have for my unfortunate employer!

Who cares lah, at least I am still under employment!

OK lar, what to do, since have to wait so long, I might as well go for breakfact lar. Just when I was walking to meet my colleague for breakfast, I saw this lady in black lace-y top and black tight pants. Wah, as you know black can be very sexy, my eyesight was on her till she walked into McD.

Just as I was recovering from my panting breath, I saw this taxi driver drooling over her as well. I did not manage to take the picture of the black mysterious lady due to shaky hands and hi heartbeat, but I managed to take the photo of this taxi driver.

Wah, you should have seen the number plate, when read from the last 3 digits, it was coincidently 584. Better becareful when you take taxi next time leh, the plate does show the character of the driver.

Phew, lucky my ID got no 584.

Just when I walked pass TGIF, I thought, somthing was amiss leh. Where was my Friday? Shit, I spent the nite over in the office again! Hey, how to get gf like that? I think the company should compensate me leh!

As I walked away, I saw a few old ah pek peeping into the back of this car. Wah, what's inside? What's inside?

I also want to see! Got nice VCDs is it? Can see or not?!

Further down the street, I saw this clinic with such perversive name! "lud-her"?
I ain't going in!

Wah so expensive! How can afford?! Enough for me to take 2 normal mix rice lunches already leh!

And this wan tan noodle of mine got only wan tan and no char siew one? So weird as I was swallowing noodle only!

Just when I was complaining how expensive the food can be, I saw this nice car. How can they afford one leh? They rob is it? Only the food expenditure already eats up a huge chunk of my salary already, how to afford such luxury leh?!

Back to the office, wah lau, I went to the wrong office is it? All strangers to me leh. Most people I have never seen one? Oh, they have BCP drill. BCP? Blow Cock Procedures? Ops, Business Continuation Procedures, some sort of drill in case of emergency. You know lar, bank always over paranoid one.

Yeah, my Avanza's service manual. But I got latest Female featuring Denise Keller. The best female service manual after CLEO!

OK lah, killed enough of your time already! Chill!