Thursday, June 29, 2006

The whole office sure die one!

I tell you har, if got SARS again, the whole office sure die one!

Still remember how SARS got wide spread in HK? Yes, shitting in the toilet.

There is this idiot in the office who would never fail to bring newspaper to the toilet everyday! WTF, you think you in pasar meh? Bring newspaper and smoke while you shit?!

Somemore ar, he's using the squating type you know. Where the shit stays exposed on the platform. Fuck, the newspaper sure suck up all the nice smell! And whenever he returns the newspaper, they sure go like got dried up water stains!

Today ar, 9 something I saw him out from the toilet. Then 10 something he went again!

Some more, his ranking 2 levels higher than me, why got so much time to shit one?!

Really lazy ppl got more shit and pee!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ai yah... kc..

u can out-perform him by doing "it" earlier in teh morning and also, instead of "dried up water stains", try other type of dried up xxxx stains.

LOL.

Lil' KC 小雞雞 said...

how can lidat? i am trying to educate the managers not to read papers while shitting leh.

Anonymous said...

hhahahah....

changing such habit is as good as asking NOT to sh!t lar...

you can beat them, JOIN them.

trust me, it works.