Showing posts with label 吊!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 吊!. Show all posts

Thursday, April 26, 2007

128, good number?

一個人,在兩個星期...
花了八千馬幣,所買下的東西。

我從來都不知道有這樣的花錢能力!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

討厭開會!

很討厭開會!開會讓我打瞌睡!

今天開了四個小時的會!

開完了會,吊,眼睛張不開了!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

兩個笨蛋

S和一個笨蛋走得很密。

有多密呢?可以說瞎的都能感覺到吧!

我不知道S比較笨蛋,還是笨蛋比較笨蛋。

可是,我覺得S和笨蛋都是笨蛋!

那天,吃早餐的時候,S走過來,向我微笑,然後問我是不是要走了。

我:是!

S:非走不可嗎?

我:對,非走不可!

S:不能留下嗎?

這時,笨蛋走過了,對我照了個面兒,然後,對S使了個眼神。

S是會意了,只是我們還在聊著,耽誤一下子無所謂吧?

所以,S還是留下繼續的。

我:不!

S:沒有什麽事物能讓你留下嗎?

我:沒有!

S:沒有什麽人能讓你留下嗎?

我:曾經,我以爲有人能讓我留下,所以,我留下了。現在,我不以為了!

S:...

S的電話響了,那兒傳來了笨蛋的聲音,笨蛋果然轉了個彎就撥S的電話!

S很在乎地說來了來了,結束了我門的對話,S慌失失地走了。

笨蛋,兩個都是笨蛋!

笨蛋已經結了婚的啊!

所以,我覺得S和笨蛋都是笨蛋!

Friday, December 29, 2006

回來又如何?

不管是馬來人還是印度人,是海關的就是lanciau人。

我只是買了一輛1/10 Suzuki Swift而已啊,還要抽稅嗎?

你真是他媽的吃狗糞得空嗎?就只會吃大個豬屎肚腩攤大個手板要錢嗎?

吊,我看還是你們拿高屎眼任人插吧!人人有份,永不落空!

你就別問我幾多錢吧,乾脆就只要我給你錢好了!

還好我只是說100而已,還好我已住了四天三夜,還好我已把餘下的錢藏下!

幹,最頂不順的是在知道無從抽水之後,露出一聲失望的“吱”!

她媽的撲街咸家鏟,我吊...我幹...!

Friday, August 25, 2006

阿嬌,我會支持你!


你班禽獸,鬼唔望你阿媽,家姐,細妹都做雞!

俾人唔戴套輪完大米又唔俾錢,成身惹埋性病又無錢睇醫生!

總之正仆街咸家剷!

Friday, August 11, 2006

Car kena scratched!


Niama, my car kena scratched!

Don't talk to me for a month, I am sad now!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

你想我點?

Went to watch Re-Cycle over the weekend in the new cineplex next to the Curve. It was kinda fun day off for me except towards the end when I met up with an old acquaintance. Not that he's old, I think he's my age or slightly older. Tiu, who cares?!

He used to be one of the reveiwers I enjoyed reading back in the good old Audiophile years. Although his rigs are nothing to shout about, at least we know what's he talking about. Unlike another reviewer of the same press who would always try to drown you in his he-thinks-he-is-funny-with-all-silly-babblings which no one has basically any idea of WTF he is talking about!

OKOK, back to the topic, when I started to form my own fundamentals and beliefs in audio, I started to doubt their listening experience. So I always try to avoid speaking about audio whenever I bump into them. Nia ma, it was you who asked me about how my setup is now and I answered.

When I told you I just got my AQ Cheetah interconnects, you fuckin' tell me that you preferred to buy more music?! Hey, what does that mean? You mean I am stupid spending those silly money to get something that has so little perceived values?!

Tiu, if you like music so much, you owe it to yourself to listen to them in their full glory! Tiu, you think I never buy music ar?! The music I buy ar, your setup won't even reproduce them properly!

KNN, people won't see you no up if you frankly admit to the fact that those things are expensive. In fact, I never did, I too have to work on my constraints to acquire what I wanted. I was not born with silver or gold spoon lar, all these stuff I buy them with my hard earned cash, not a single cent from my parents, OK!

我唔講,你問,答完,你又插我一刀,tiu,你想我點?

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Wah, hot leh!


Damn, it's summer in HK now and they barely get any sunshine due to erratic weather! They have been getting rainfalls now and then until it greatly affected the sales of summer fashion.

And in MY, it's so friggin' hot! I have been reading 31 degrees in my audio room very frequently! No rain! How can that be? Yesterday it rained for a while but that doesn't help!

WTF, the weather is erratic, the electricity is erratic, until today, I am still not confident in giving any comments on my AQ Cheetah as the sound is so inconsistent! With the upgrade to Cheetah, my setup is ever so sensitive to electricity! Argghghghgh...

God, pls give me rain and good electricity!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

The whole office sure die one!

I tell you har, if got SARS again, the whole office sure die one!

Still remember how SARS got wide spread in HK? Yes, shitting in the toilet.

There is this idiot in the office who would never fail to bring newspaper to the toilet everyday! WTF, you think you in pasar meh? Bring newspaper and smoke while you shit?!

Somemore ar, he's using the squating type you know. Where the shit stays exposed on the platform. Fuck, the newspaper sure suck up all the nice smell! And whenever he returns the newspaper, they sure go like got dried up water stains!

Today ar, 9 something I saw him out from the toilet. Then 10 something he went again!

Some more, his ranking 2 levels higher than me, why got so much time to shit one?!

Really lazy ppl got more shit and pee!